Join the Crystal Lake Swim Team, where the water is calm, the competition is fierce, and finishing the race might be the least of your worries. Inspired by classic slasher-movie nostalgia, this vintage-style tee puts a darkly funny spin on the most infamous swimming lesson that never happened. Perfect for horror fans, retro movie lovers, and anyone who knows that sometimes the best way to survive a weekend at the lake is to stay out of the water—or at least learn how to swim first.
